Coming Together by Staying Apart

Welcome to this special coronavirus quarantine edition of my blog.

While this post lacks my usual book and movie recommendations, there are some life lessons with levity.

Decades ago, Kurt Vonnegut said, “How should we behave during this Apocalypse? We should be unusually kind to one another, certainly. But we should also stop being so serious. Jokes help a lot.”

Top Ten Tips for Working at Home

Many of us are working at home now. I got a head start.

In February, I returned from visiting clients in Jakarta, via Tokyo, and went into a 14-day quarantine. People were becoming concerned about this coronavirus thing. 

Just as I was ready to return to the office and reconnect with colleagues, everything went online so we could work remotely. 

Shortly thereafter, Governor Inslee began issuing public health directives. “Non-essential” people were quarantined. Lawyers, apparently, are non-essential. 

Suddenly toilet paper was hoarded. Memes flooded Facebook. The end times seemed near.

Here is some good news though. Working remotely works. At our firm, we’re serving clients, accepting clients, and doing our jobs. Along isolation road, however, we learned some lessons. 

There are challenges to working at home. For example, there is no IT department at my house. There is a distracting nine-and-a-half-year-old. Nonetheless, I’ve found ways to carry on.

Here are my top ten tips: 

10) Create a home workspace. 

This should not be your bed. 

9) Start your day with a checklist.

Checklists have a double benefit. One, lists help you focus. Two, every time you check something off your list you earn a surge of dopamine. You can get the same rush from exercising, but checklists don’t make you sweat. 

8) Maintain contact with people. 

According to research, loneliness is one of the top challenges of working at home. Still, now is not the time to organize a rockin’ block party. Instead, try group chats, make phone calls, use FaceTime, discover Zoom. Please wear pants during any sort of video conferencing. 

7) Communicate with colleagues. 

Organizations have a collective knowledge that naturally spreads like, well, a virus. Whether it’s a hallway dialogue, a lunch break, or simply hanging out and sharing war stories, we are constantly exchanging information. When everyone is working remotely, we lose this. Call your colleagues. Ask about the weirdest thing that happened that day. Be grateful for the stories. I’m adding a chapter to my memoir. 

6) Stick to a schedule.

Psychologists consistently recommend a regular schedule as crucial for productivity and mental health. Schedules make us more efficient, reduce stress, and instill good habits. Further, schedules give us the illusion of control, which is particularly comforting during apocalyptic times. Your schedule should include time for things like helping your children with homework, lunch, and exercise. Ironically, many of us find ourselves working longer hours at home because there is no end time. Your schedule should also include happy hour. 

5) Cut down on news.  

You save time. You avoid toxicity. You tune out annoyances. You’re happier. Studies show news triggers your limbic system in noxious ways, stressing your body and dimming your mind. You will hear enough about disease, death, and doom without clicking coronavirus links eleven times a day.

4) Listen to music.

Lawyers should tell their clients this more often. Music, as Kurt Vonnegut noted, is the greatest of the arts. Science confirms what we already know. Music reduces stress, inspires creativity, lifts our spirits, and even supports our immune system. Music is a miracle drug. If you play an instrument, break it out. I did. I’m practicing the three chords I know and may even learn a fourth. 

3) Hydrate and meditate.

This is one of my mantras. Among other essential functions, water flushes out toxins and strengthens your immune system. You function better. Your skin looks better. You feel better. What water does for your body, meditation does for your mind. We need calm heads for The End of the World as We Know It. 

2) Read. 

I do not mean Facebook memes like the one of Hannibal Lector with the caption, “If we run out of food, we still have each other.” I mean books. Personally, I’m re-reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. “At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself, ‘I have to go to work as a human being. What do I have to complain of if I’m going to do what I was born for?’”

1)  Don’t wear pajamas.

Laurence Olivier said you can play any part with the right costume. Clothes affect how others perceive you and, more importantly, how you perceive yourself. So my number one tip is this: do not wear pajamas during work hours. Don’t do it. Thank you. 

Oh, and more thing that was pointed out to me by Peter Farrelly: muumuus are the same as pajamas.

I’m an optimist and I’m confident the Republic will survive. Remember, the Renaissance followed the Bubonic Plague.  

Stay safe. Stay sane. 

Tip Eleven

As we know from the rockumentary movie Spinal Tap, eleven is somewhere beyond ten. “This one goes to eleven.”

So here is my eleventh tip: crisis equals opportunity.

President John F. Kennedy, and politicians who followed his lead and borrowed his tropes, have been criticized for saying, “When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.” Apparently, this is not technically correct.

While Kennedy may have been off on his linguistics, he was spot on about life.

Thanks for reading.

End of the World

News reports allege 38% of Americans blame Corona beer for the coronavirus. Maybe it’s fake news, maybe it’s true. Either way, I’m back in the U.S. after working in Jakarta and visiting Tokyo and it’s weird here. 

As a comedian on Twitter observed, this is a time for us to all come together by being as far away from each other as possible.

How about some good news? Something to be grateful for?

Well, R.E.M.’s 1987 classic “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)” is back on the charts. With a bullet.

Work World

In Jakarta, I met with our clients from the Lion Air crash. We are making extraordinary progress for the 46 victim families we represent. This has been the most tragic and satisfying case of my career.

On my way home, I stopped In Tokyo. I visited shrines and Zen gardens. My hotel had a view that reminded me of Lost in Translation

Apocalyptic Fiction

My movie recommendations this month are from the post-apocalyptic genre. I suggest a Charlton Heston film festival. Specifically, The Omega ManPlanet of the Apes, and Soylent Green. This is a trifecta of semi-romanticized alienation. 

If you’re still keen for end-of-the-world stories, I like Michael Crichton’s Andromeda Strain, the first Mad Max movie with Mel Gibson, and, a classic, On the Beach with Gregory Peck and Ava Gardner. I loved the Nevil Shute novel as a teenager.

If you’re willing to risk madness with your cabin fever, check out Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis in 12 Monkeys and Akira, a Japanese movie that was arguably the predecessor to The Matrix

No plague is complete without a reading list that includes The Plague by Albert Camus. Next I’m turning to Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut. I’m a longtime Vonnegut aficinado. In my youth, after my first novel was published, I wrote him a letter. He wrote back.

I’ve never read The Hunger Games or The Road or The Stand, but maybe now is the time. Post-apocalyptic fiction is in fashion again. To everything there is a season. 

Public Service

Meanwhile, real life continues to be stranger than fiction. Lt. Gov. Cyrus Habib announced he was not running for re-election. Instead, he is joining the Jesuits.

“I have felt a calling to dedicate my life in a more direct and personal way to serving the marginalized, empowering the vulnerable, and healing those who suffer from spiritual wounds,” he wrote in his announcement. 

At the same time, King County Executive Dow Constantine, a good guy with great musical taste, has been using his social media to ask citizens not to hoard toilet paper. Seriously. He’s rumored to be interested in the job of Lt. Gov. 

With Governor Jay Inslee a likely cabinet appointee if Joe Biden is elected President, Lt. Gov. becomes an interesting position. If Jay vacates, the Lt. Gov. fills the big chair until the next general election.

I know Cyrus. He is one of the smartest and most intriguing elected officials I’ve hung out with. As I wrote on my lawyer website, politics has become an increasingly hostile and unproductive environment for those of us who believe in public service. I agree with Cyrus when he says, “In this time of consumerism, distrust and polarization, many Americans are longing for an encounter with the transcendent, the joyful, the loving.”

I wish Cyrus all of that as he continues his service.

Stay safe. Thanks for reading.